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10 Theories after marriage!

Posted by Rojit on January 24, 2012

Every occasion in our life, and we can see changes…in fact sea of changes some good, and some we regret. Marriage is something which everyone, I mean practically everyone, says will change the entire face of your life and it’s hard, I mean really hard, to see people talking seriously good things about it. Apart from a few things which are pretty obvious, I myself don’t see much of better things than the single life. Nevertheless, for a guy completely new for that world, let me postulate some theories about marriage…may be my own marriage. PS: And gals, please don’t turn your back on me after reading this!!:Pย 

1. Firstly, after marriage I believe a guy will definitely cry within 5 days or a month or a year after marriage! It’s what we call ‘inevitable’
2. For once after the marriage, the guy will tell his frends rather bachelors how pathetic life has become after marriage.
3. U gotta lie. Yup, that’s the motto! Someone says, in a beautifully quoted words, ” It’s better to get hurt with honest answers rather than be happy with lies..!” Screw that..! I believe a perfect marriage always stands on a base so strong built with lies! Imagine an honest couple being honest on the night of their wedding – ‘suhaag raat’ telling everything about their EX’s! That’s a pure LOL!
4. Negotiation skills will be boosted up like anything. Consider the person who has loved you like anything since the day you said Hi’ to this world and the other person whom you’ve vowed to love for the rest of your life. That’s the classic ‘Saans-Bahu’ rivalry! One is certainly the luckiest not because he has the most caring and loving wife, but because his wife and Mom get along with each other!
5. And ya, if you are not ready for a child, but still you have to be ready for that moment when your wife whispers in your ear and says,”Honey, I’m pregnant!” You might not be ready ‘at all’ considering your financial positions and some blah blah shits, but I guess one surely needs to act happy..I mean the happiest!
6. If you are not the ‘bhaiya’ or ‘brother’ type, I guess you must be ready to accept the fact that on the day of your marriage, you are not taking vows to marry one girl and love her till the end of your life! In fact, you’re taking promises to see each and every other girl as your sister! Case closed for you!
7. My theory number 7 is a hard core truth which every guy must take full note of. You gotta be really strong and supportive, friendly and many other things in the list of a perfect husband when your wife (assuming your marriage’s validity has become life-time) goes throught the stage of ‘menopause’! No idea what thia is!? You better know it beforehand and start preparing from now on!
8. I belive that of all the must-do-things in marriage, one, which I personally feel the most important, is certainly – to say how beautiful she looks..a many many times as you can! But that doesn’t mean: early in the morning, you wake up half-asleep and say,” Huney-bun, *yawning* You look beautiful” and then…Zzzzzz! One does have to know the timings and stuffs to say such simple things and a successful marriage will teach you everything!
9.ย I guess this point is needless to say yet there might be various intepretations for this. There is never a right answer for any problem after marriage. For instance, if the curry prepared by your lovely wife too salty to even eat it’s not the fault of your wife. You must have done something to piss her off in the first place. Best advice as given by elders : always smile when she talks and assume she’s right all the time!! As simple as that ๐Ÿ˜›

10. All marriages don’t result into fights and disappointments. Some marriages are successful like anything like my parents. So, there are lots to learn from just love and care – sacrifices, commitments etc to name a few. But, if one has loved someone so much then the very fact that he/she wasn’t with your life before they meet each will always be something he will say – I wish I had met her earlier! Cheers to all married couples in this world.


6 Responses to “10 Theories after marriage!”

  1. della said

    hahaha.. that’s an interesting way of viewing marriage. God forbid any man who is about to propose his girl from reading this. he will undoubtedly change his mind ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. now, this is some deep thinking. ๐Ÿ˜€

  3. amrita roy said

    haha! especially at point no. 8

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